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Postby ctaulbee » Mar Thu 20, 2014 12:43 am

Just the funny ones folks  :-S

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

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The box said 2-4 years!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Mar Thu 20, 2014 3:43 am

Surely she must have been a very bright girl then? :minion12:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby TheDude » Mar Thu 20, 2014 6:13 am

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby jediaj3001 » Mar Thu 20, 2014 7:21 am

Blonde turns to a friend - 'I am going to be the first woman to land on the sun!'

Friend says, 'Won't that be to hot?'

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Blonde - 'Nahhh - I'll go at night!'



.....and.....


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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Mar Thu 20, 2014 9:50 am

Funny stuff guys..... :-O  :-$
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Lucan63 » Mar Thu 20, 2014 4:01 pm

Frank saves the day!  lmao   8-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Mar Thu 20, 2014 4:38 pm

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Mar Thu 20, 2014 6:34 pm

Why did God create blondes?

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Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.

Why did God create brunettes?

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Because the blondes couldn't either.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Mar Sat 22, 2014 4:15 am

:-O  :-O  :-O  :-O  :-O  :-O  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chefjoe » Mar Sun 23, 2014 12:19 pm

Don't know how to do the cool spoiler stuff so being that the wife is blonde, here mine...


Why don't blondes like pickles?  
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Their heads get stuck in the jar.

Whats do you call a blonde who dyes her hair to brunette?  
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Artificial Intelligence.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Mar Mon 24, 2014 12:13 am

LOL :-O  :-O  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Mar Mon 24, 2014 12:14 am

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
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A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Mar Mon 24, 2014 2:09 am

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
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The joystick is wet.


What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
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Her ankles.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Mar Mon 24, 2014 3:20 am

:-O  :-O  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Mar Mon 24, 2014 12:11 pm

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

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Walks Home


What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

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Humpme Dumpme!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Mar Mon 24, 2014 9:40 pm

Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the drive-in?
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They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

What do you call a blonde with a 50 I.Q.?
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Gifted.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Mar Tue 25, 2014 1:14 am

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
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She sticks it in the microwave!


Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
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Because she got an "F" in sex.
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Postby bankska22 » Mar Tue 25, 2014 1:57 am

LOL :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Mar Tue 25, 2014 8:44 am

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Mar Tue 25, 2014 12:16 pm

Don't you just love th :-$ em :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Mar Tue 25, 2014 10:09 pm

kylumi wrote:Don't you just love th :-$ em :-O


:timon:   I do, I do, I do
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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ShaiEmma » Apr Sat 12, 2014 5:24 pm

i wanna be a blonde too...  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sat 12, 2014 5:51 pm

shai_emma wrote:i wanna be a blonde too...  :-O


Well of course you do  :-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Apr Sat 12, 2014 8:26 pm

That will teacher her to want to be a blonde. Don't you just :-@ PS :-~ the blonde :-|
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