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Once upon a time

Postby Jazzy » May Sun 14, 2017 2:26 pm

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys....

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.













So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.!!

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby ctaulbee » May Sun 14, 2017 2:32 pm

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby VincentLupo » May Sun 14, 2017 2:41 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Once upon a time

Postby Frosty » May Sun 14, 2017 2:51 pm

too funny  :D
If I live to be 100, I'm gonna make up some fake reason why, like I drank olive oil every day just to mess with people. :)
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Re: Once upon a time

Postby sauron » May Sun 14, 2017 6:33 pm

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby Fogdude » May Sun 14, 2017 7:45 pm

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Re: Once upon a time

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby chouette » May Sun 14, 2017 11:42 pm

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby 2getted » May Mon 15, 2017 12:19 am

I expected plus de mépris from :chouette

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby topmeasure » May Mon 15, 2017 1:41 am

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Re: Once upon a time

Postby chouette » May Mon 15, 2017 2:16 am

2getted wrote:I expected plus de mépris from  :chouette


I'm in a good mood, lol
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