News Bits & Rumors

[SupremeTaco]

It seems the first screening of "Superman Returns" didn't go over too well with the executives.  It appears Brandon Routh's package is a bit too large for wholesome family entertainment.  

[quote]Pity Brandon Routh, the actor plucked from obscurity, liberally greased up, and squeezed into Superman’s blue tights by director Bryan Singer. Warner Bros. is spending untold millions on the Superman comeback movie, Routh’s Big Break, and all anyone can talk about is how painstakingly the costume department calibrated the Man of Steel’s package:

   “Poor Brandon,â€ÂÂÂ

[tristancol]

LMAO! Someone's job for a month was to analyze and reposition his package
How do you put that on a resume? I was responsible for the appearance of Superman's schlong...

[Dangle]

Lunch co-ordinator ?

Package positioner ??

[kylumi]

i have the same problem when i climb into my "Spidey Man" outfit 8O

[SupremeTaco]

lmao.  that's good!

[CockneyRebel]

They should have let CockneyRebel play the part and they wouldn't have to worry about needing to clone anything out. :laughing:

Bitch, i tell ya a secret and you have to let the whole world know.  

[SupremeTaco]

that's old news man.  where you been?!

[perricone]

Ha! I guess nothing is held in confidence these days!  It's all good Rebel Taco's girl doesn't seem to have a problem....jk