Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
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Re: A Healthy Life
by Wrench » Aug Tue 18, 2020 5:00 pm
NOT RIGHT
Men are right more then women.
Men let the women think they are right.
Men are right more then women.
Men let the women think they are right.
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Re: A Healthy Life
by tmscrapbook » Aug Tue 18, 2020 9:18 pm
Wrenchie, maybe you should go outside and take a walk 
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Re: A Healthy Life
by chouette » Aug Fri 21, 2020 10:02 pm
tmscrapbook wrote:Wrenchie, maybe you should go outside and take a walk
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Re: A Healthy Life
by ctaulbee » Aug Sat 22, 2020 1:29 am
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