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Ten again?

Postby tmscrapbook » Sep Fri 11, 2020 12:04 pm

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd really love to be ten again" she replied wistfully.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Frosties and then took her off to their local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a huge bag of M&M's, her favourite sweets.

What a time she had!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"Oh dear", she replied. "I meant my dress size..."

And the moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
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Re: Ten again?

Postby Wrench » Sep Fri 11, 2020 3:10 pm

When I listen to my wife and think I got it right she says that's not what I said.
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Re: Ten again?

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Fri 11, 2020 3:37 pm

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Re: Ten again?

Postby chouette » Sep Fri 11, 2020 4:55 pm

Yep, that's right, lol
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Re: Ten again?

Postby topmeasure » Sep Fri 11, 2020 5:01 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Ten again?

Postby Jazzy » Sep Fri 11, 2020 5:40 pm

Wrench wrote:When I listen to my wife and think I got it right she says that's not what I said.


Same here Joel... same thing here.   :roll
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Re: Ten again?

Postby VincentLupo » Sep Thu 17, 2020 1:13 pm

:hehe:
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