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Postby tmscrapbook » Oct Thu 08, 2020 11:33 am

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,

"What?"
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Re: Words

Postby VincentLupo » Oct Thu 08, 2020 12:19 pm

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Re: Words

Postby chouette » Oct Thu 08, 2020 1:59 pm

Case closed, lol
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Re: Words

Postby Jazzy » Oct Thu 08, 2020 3:49 pm

I said to my wife:"can you repeat, I did not get this"...
She said: "how far back?"

Me:"2009"
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Re: Words

Postby Wrench » Oct Thu 08, 2020 4:14 pm

If the wife would speak up so I could hear her I wouldn't have to ask her to repeat it. I know she is talking but in such a quite voice I can't hear what she is saying. My hearing aids only pick up so much and if she whispers they don't pick up what she said.
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Re: Words

Postby topmeasure » Oct Thu 08, 2020 5:19 pm

Jazzy wrote:I said to my wife:"can you repeat, I did not get this"...
She said: "how far back?"

Me:"2009"



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Re: Words

Postby VincentLupo » Oct Sun 11, 2020 2:47 am

Jazzy wrote:I said to my wife:"can you repeat, I did not get this"...
She said: "how far back?"

Me:"2009"

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