Current Contest Banner


EFX Subscriptions

The Funhouse

Jokes, Pictures, Stories, Games and other funny stuff to amuse and entertain.

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Tue 15, 2017 2:49 pm

:roll
Image
User avatar
Fogdude
VIP Subscriber
If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Posts: 2451
Topics: 153
Joined: January 2, 2016
Occupation: Retired IT guy. I was the one looking up from beneath your desk...
Location: Houston, Texas
Medals: 1
Mr Grumpy 2017 (1)

11th commandment

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 24, 2017 5:23 pm

11th commandment.jpg
11th commandment.jpg (61.58 KiB) Viewed 1468 times
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

crazy

Postby Wrench » Aug Fri 25, 2017 6:21 pm

crazy.jpg
crazy.jpg (48.11 KiB) Viewed 1461 times
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Good Day

Postby Wrench » Aug Sat 26, 2017 7:41 pm

Good Day.jpg
Good Day.jpg (19.28 KiB) Viewed 1454 times
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Sat 26, 2017 7:53 pm

.... I just went golfing....
Image
User avatar
Jazzy
Administrator
It must be 5 O'clock somewhere on this planet....Beer Time!
Posts: 8003
Topics: 526
CoverArt: 885
Resources: 75
Joined: December 6, 2012
Occupation: Retired
Location: Québec
Medals: 3
EFX 5K Post Club (1)2016 Design Merit Contest (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Sat 26, 2017 9:59 pm

I don't golf so I went home.
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Sun 27, 2017 1:27 am

:hehe:
User avatar
topmeasure
Forum Director
I Give You One Like!
Posts: 8040
Topics: 831
CoverArt: 675
Resources: 10
Joined: August 22, 2012
Occupation: Self employed
Location: Sarasota, Fl.
Medals: 6
EFX Forum Champ 2022 (1)EFX Forum Champ 2021 (1)EFX Froum Champ 2020 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)
EFX Froum Champ 2019 (1)EFX Froum Champ 2018 (1)

pj day

Postby Wrench » Aug Sun 27, 2017 4:46 pm

pj day.jpg
pj day.jpg (25.92 KiB) Viewed 1443 times
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Sun 27, 2017 11:22 pm

:giggle:
User avatar
topmeasure
Forum Director
I Give You One Like!
Posts: 8040
Topics: 831
CoverArt: 675
Resources: 10
Joined: August 22, 2012
Occupation: Self employed
Location: Sarasota, Fl.
Medals: 6
EFX Forum Champ 2022 (1)EFX Forum Champ 2021 (1)EFX Froum Champ 2020 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)
EFX Froum Champ 2019 (1)EFX Froum Champ 2018 (1)

PE Teacher

Postby Wrench » Aug Mon 28, 2017 5:39 pm

Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Mon 28, 2017 9:16 pm

Pfffttt... Joel, you need help!

lol
Image
User avatar
Jazzy
Administrator
It must be 5 O'clock somewhere on this planet....Beer Time!
Posts: 8003
Topics: 526
CoverArt: 885
Resources: 75
Joined: December 6, 2012
Occupation: Retired
Location: Québec
Medals: 3
EFX 5K Post Club (1)2016 Design Merit Contest (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Mon 28, 2017 11:23 pm

All the help I can get :yikes:
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Friends

Postby Wrench » Aug Tue 29, 2017 9:09 pm

Friends.jpg
Friends.jpg (52.28 KiB) Viewed 1427 times
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Wed 30, 2017 1:44 pm

... agreed... ;)
Image
User avatar
Jazzy
Administrator
It must be 5 O'clock somewhere on this planet....Beer Time!
Posts: 8003
Topics: 526
CoverArt: 885
Resources: 75
Joined: December 6, 2012
Occupation: Retired
Location: Québec
Medals: 3
EFX 5K Post Club (1)2016 Design Merit Contest (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Wed 30, 2017 4:58 pm

And some are just plain, old, ordinary boobs...
Image
User avatar
Fogdude
VIP Subscriber
If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Posts: 2451
Topics: 153
Joined: January 2, 2016
Occupation: Retired IT guy. I was the one looking up from beneath your desk...
Location: Houston, Texas
Medals: 1
Mr Grumpy 2017 (1)

Love

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 1:11 pm

Love.jpg
Love.jpg (41.62 KiB) Viewed 1412 times
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 31, 2017 2:10 pm

So how do you love me Wrench? Do tell, LOL
Image
User avatar
chouette
Site Moderator
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Posts: 9873
Topics: 281
CoverArt: 6487
Resources: 281
Joined: May 29, 2013
Occupation: Annoy Wrench
Location: Ontario, Canada
Medals: 18
EFX ShoutBox Champ 2022 (1)2023 January Cover Contest (1)15,000 Downloads (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2021 (1)
EFX ShoutBox Champ 2020 (1)EFX Camp Counselor 2020 (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2019 (1)Contributor Of The Year 2019 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 4:05 pm

@ choue
That's a trick question, however I answer it would be the wrong answer. This is what you get.

I don't love to want to punch you in the face, I don't hit females.
I don't love to want to avoid you, and if we met by chance that's okay, I would like that as long as your husband and my wife were there.

That's my answer and I'm stickin' to it.
:-D
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Thu 31, 2017 5:32 pm

Very diplomatic there Wrench. :D
User avatar
topmeasure
Forum Director
I Give You One Like!
Posts: 8040
Topics: 831
CoverArt: 675
Resources: 10
Joined: August 22, 2012
Occupation: Self employed
Location: Sarasota, Fl.
Medals: 6
EFX Forum Champ 2022 (1)EFX Forum Champ 2021 (1)EFX Froum Champ 2020 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)
EFX Froum Champ 2019 (1)EFX Froum Champ 2018 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Thu 31, 2017 6:32 pm

Image
ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
My Gallery  •  Please leave a vote and short comment if you download my work, thanks.  •  My Criterion Collection
User avatar
ctaulbee
Super Administrator
Hand Me The Sledgehammer... I'll Fix It!
Posts: 16188
Topics: 1091
CoverArt: 3412
Resources: 4628
Joined: November 8, 2005
Occupation: The Devil's Hand
Location: Realm of Nightmares
Medals: 56
2021 Cover of The Year (1)COTM March 2021 (1)COTM January 2021 (1)COTM November 2020 (1)
COTM July 2020 (1)COTM February 2020 (1)COTM January 2020 (1)COTM December 2019 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Thu 31, 2017 7:03 pm

Gotta admit, Wrench, you pulled that one off like a professional! :D
Image
User avatar
Fogdude
VIP Subscriber
If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Posts: 2451
Topics: 153
Joined: January 2, 2016
Occupation: Retired IT guy. I was the one looking up from beneath your desk...
Location: Houston, Texas
Medals: 1
Mr Grumpy 2017 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 31, 2017 9:40 pm

You did good Wrench. I'm glad you don't want to punch me in the face! :P LOL
Image
User avatar
chouette
Site Moderator
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Posts: 9873
Topics: 281
CoverArt: 6487
Resources: 281
Joined: May 29, 2013
Occupation: Annoy Wrench
Location: Ontario, Canada
Medals: 18
EFX ShoutBox Champ 2022 (1)2023 January Cover Contest (1)15,000 Downloads (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2021 (1)
EFX ShoutBox Champ 2020 (1)EFX Camp Counselor 2020 (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2019 (1)Contributor Of The Year 2019 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 31, 2017 9:45 pm

ctaulbee wrote:


:giggle:
Image
User avatar
chouette
Site Moderator
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Posts: 9873
Topics: 281
CoverArt: 6487
Resources: 281
Joined: May 29, 2013
Occupation: Annoy Wrench
Location: Ontario, Canada
Medals: 18
EFX ShoutBox Champ 2022 (1)2023 January Cover Contest (1)15,000 Downloads (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2021 (1)
EFX ShoutBox Champ 2020 (1)EFX Camp Counselor 2020 (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2019 (1)Contributor Of The Year 2019 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 10:21 pm

Not chicken SMART
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 10:35 pm

I wouldn't punch you in the face you're my favorite owl :chouette
Click on Image Below To View My Covers Image

Image
User avatar
Wrench
EFX Comp Organizer
If It's Not Broke Chewie Will Break it
Topic author
Posts: 8796
Topics: 1109
CoverArt: 1735
Resources: 292
Joined: July 24, 2012
Occupation: Retired ASE Auto Tech, Annoy Chewie, Pamie and Sell Computers
Location: Under the Hood of a Car or Inside a Computer
Medals: 12
Speling Be Champian 2022 (1)The Immutable One 2021 (1)Most Obnoxious Shouts 2020 (1)EFX Mascot 2020 (1)
Captain Obvious 2019 (1)EFX 5K Post Club (1)2017 March Label Contest (1)EFX ShoutBox Champ 2016 (1)

PreviousNext

Return to The Funhouse



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests


EFX Subscriptions