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Magical Map Reading Ability

Postby tmscrapbook » May Tue 18, 2021 11:33 am

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "Lord, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! Lord gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "Lord, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! Lord gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "Lord, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Re: Magical Map Reading Ability

Postby Jazzy » May Tue 18, 2021 12:39 pm

:roll

WRENCH... I'm sure you're gonna take care of this...
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Re: Magical Map Reading Ability

Postby Wrench » May Tue 18, 2021 2:10 pm

Poof Pamie is now Patrick.
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Re: Magical Map Reading Ability

Postby chouette » May Tue 18, 2021 5:52 pm

Women are clearly smarter and resourceful, and they can't handle it, Pam! lol
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Re: Magical Map Reading Ability

Postby VincentLupo » May Wed 19, 2021 9:45 am

:hehe:
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Re: Magical Map Reading Ability

Postby tmscrapbook » May Wed 19, 2021 12:10 pm

chouette wrote:Women are clearly smarter and resourceful, and they can't handle it, Pam! lol


Obviously, Danielle :)
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